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Friday, January 28, 2005

Boots + Shorts = Fashion Disaster

Ladies - if it's cold enough to wear boots*, it is not warm enough to wear shorts. The converse is also true. Just like "if A then B" and "if B then A." I can't explain - it's just a law of nature.

Do NOT screw with the LAWS OF NATURE. Bad things happen when you mess with the LAWS OF NATURE.

OK, fine. Do what you want. Just don't blame me when you get hit by that bus.

* This is doubly true when the boots are suede, lace up the sides, and have fringy stuff on them.

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