Legal Quandary

Friday, May 27, 2005

Dear Prospective Law School,

You asked me to explain in 300 words or less why I want to come to your school.

Even though your school is ranked lower than my school, your professors are smarter than my professors. They write more scholarly papers. They give more scholarly talks. Your classes are better than any of my school’s classes. Your students are smarter than the students at my school. The probably do more and better work than we do. You treat your students better than my school treats us. You are not on the crappy quarter system.

The question is - why wouldn’t I want to come to your school?

Now please let me in!

Love,

LQ