Legal Quandary

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Gee, D'ya Think?

The Elder Child recently got a HoverDisc. It came with this important notice.

Important!
When using the HoverDisc outdoors, we strongly recommend filing with air only! Helium-filled HoverDiscs may fly away outdoors.

What kind of morons do these people think we are that we actually need notice that if you fill what is essentially a flat balloon with helium, it will float away? (don't answer that) Also, what other readily available substance besides air or helium would you fill a HoverDisc with?