Dear Mr. Sleeping in the Library Guy,
I couldn't help but notice that you seem to find our library furniture so comfortable and the environment so soothing that you have decided to sleep on the chair right in front of the circulation desk.I'm so glad the exhorbitant tuition I pay ensures you have a comfy place to catch some late afternoon z's. You look fairly well dressed and groomed, so I can only assume that you do, in fact, have some other place you could be snoozing. I personally find it a bit freaky that you would choose to sleep in a University Library instead, but whatever.
All I can say is that you'd better not drool on anything.
Love,
LQ
posted by Legal Quandary at
19:27
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