Legal Quandary

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

So...

If a Glow Worm is forced to work for the enemy, does it become an enemy combatant?

This is just ridiculous. I guess I can understand working dogs and other animals who are actually trained to assist humans. In a fit of generosity, I'll even give you mascots. But insects??? C'mon.

"In welcome tribute to the millions of animals that have served and suffered for their country."

Give me a break.