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Friday, January 21, 2005


A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."

Stolen word for word from M. LePenseur.

By way of credit, M. L. received it from someone at work who apparently has nothing better to do than pass along such emails. I definitely have to look into a more equitable distribution of the workload around here...
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