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Friday, January 21, 2005

Awesome

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."

Stolen word for word from M. LePenseur.

Comments:
By way of credit, M. L. received it from someone at work who apparently has nothing better to do than pass along such emails. I definitely have to look into a more equitable distribution of the workload around here...
 
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