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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well."What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
Stolen word for word from M. LePenseur.
posted by Legal Quandary at
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