Legal Quandary

I'm Always Intrigued

By the subject lines of the emails that show up in my "Suspected Spam" folder.

Why is it that by putting "Local affair electroencephalograph" in the subject line, someone thinks this will somehow induce me to open the email?

1. I'm not interested in an affair. Local or otherwise.

2. If I wanted/needed an EEG, don't you think I'd contact my doctor, and not respond to some random email that showed up in my inbox?

posted by Legal Quandary at 20:59