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Saturday, April 30, 2005

Friday Spies - The Karnak Edition

As always, from the minds of the proprietors of BTQ - I give you - Friday Spies. As usual, I was at work when I wrote these, so the lameness of the answers questions is about what you'd expect from someone furtively trying to think up humorous coherent questions while simultaneously cite checking a brief.

1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, Lucille LeSueur.
These are the "real" answers to this Friday Spies question - What are three baby names Brittany Spears will consider and reject.

These names are all hideous and were therefore serious contenders.

2. To get to the other side.

Why do people along the ilk of John Edward and James van Praagh hustle
families who have lost loved ones?

3. Drugs. Massive quantities of drugs.

What was would-be-Wendy's-extortionist, Anna Ayala, planning to do
with the money?

4. Milbarge.

Who gets more attention by not writing a word?

5. Without question, the single most idiotic thing ever thought up by
the human mind.

Orange Listerine.

Comments:
Totally ditto on the listerine. I think I'm going to chunk it.
 
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