Why I Need a New Bottle Opener
A Plea for help. In Pictures.The World's Crappiest Bottle Opener:

Plus One So-So Bottle of Wine:

Equals This:

Look a Little Closer:

Resulting in This:

Save better bottles of wine from a similar fate. Donate a good bottle opener - preferably one of these - to LQ today. Email for Shipping Instructions.
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