Because Meretricious Relationship
Sounds so much better than "I'm just using him for the sex."To the folks who found LQ today doing google searches - welcome!
I'm not sure who I'm more excited about...
My UK visitor who searched for "legal implications of a tower crane," you were very very dedicated to find me. I got through 10 pages and gave up looking. I'm guessing you weren't looking for photos of my child prodigy's architectural creations though.
My Sacramento visitor who searched for "drunk off mouthwash." I'm sooo very proud to report that I am the #7 google search for that particular phrase (and probably moving up fast, since I just typed it again. Drunk off mouthwash - hah!) I notice, dear reader, that you did not stay long. Did I say something to offend? Or perhaps I didn't include enough tips on how best to get drunk off mouthwash. Does one take it "neat" or "on the rocks" to affect the greater buzz? I would go with straight shots, since mouthwash doesn't qualify as a "sipping liqueur." Which brands are best for getting drunk off mouthwash? My guess would be Listerine just based on the flavor and the general burning sensation I get whenever I gargle, but I don't base that on any kind of scientific data. I DO know that Rembrandt mouthwash (aside from tasting nasty) contains NO alcohol, so if a buzz is what you're after, avoid that brand.
Oh - and if you do go with Listerine - avoid the Orange flavor. E. McPan and I don't recommend it.
/whining and wheedling
If it did, then mea culpa, E.
Hmmmm... Maybe I'll do a full post with "drunk off mouthway drunk off mouthwash drunk... (ad nauseum)" on my blog. I mean -- If it gets you that many hits, why not?! I'll give you a hint too, type "catchy slogans" somewhere on your site. That was a good word combo for my searchability at one point :)
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