Legal Quandary

Study Break

I'd never seen this before, so I'm going to assume you haven't either. Even if you have seen it, it's still damned funny. Update: Try this link for easier reading.

Read the whole thing, but here's a short sample:

Despite the continued shortcomings of Plaintiff's supplemental submission, the Court commends Plaintiff for his vastly improved choice of crayon — Brick Red is much easier on the eyes than Goldenrod, and stands out much better amidst the mustard splotched about Plaintiff's briefing. But at the end of the day, even if you put a calico dress on it and call it Florence, a pig is still a pig.

h/t

posted by Legal Quandary at 15:22