Legal Quandary

Friday, February 04, 2005

Hypothetical

You are 2 years old. Choose the most appropriate shoe selection to match the following outfit: Blue sweat pants, a UC Davis Aggies t-shirt, and white socks:

a) Tennis Shoes
b) Dad's Tennis Shoes (men's size 10)
c) Black Dress Shoes
d) Sandals

If you chose anything but item c, you'd be wrong (today - please try again tomorrow). Besides, the tennis shoes that fit the child were left in dad's car last night. It's a nightly ritual to kick them off the minute we get in the car. The socks must then be taken off and sucked on. Disgusting, I know.

Today's snack? Whole grain bread dipped in soy sauce. Mmm-Mmmm Good!