Legal Quandary

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Dear Board of Bar Examiners,

I hate it when we have to have this kind of talk more than once. It makes me sound so...needy. And I AM NOT NEEDY. Do you hear me? NOT. NEEDY.

I know you're busy. After all, it *is* the season when every aspiring attorney in and (and in my case, out of) the state sends you a thick packet containing ALL THE INTIMATE DETAILS OF THEIR LIFE.

Is it too much to ask that you send some sort of acknowledgement? You know, just a little note to say "thank you for the several hundred dollars, it got here just fine?" I mean, you charged my credit card almost 3 WEEKS AGO. And you didn't even call.

You dirty whore.

Hugs & Kisses

LQ