Dear LQ,
This is to inform you that the working conditions around here are well below standards.Your diet leaves much to be desired. You rarely exercise. You sleep less than 6 hours a night on average. And your coffee consumption is truly becoming a concern.
You can consider your body on strike. The only one who will be working (overtime) is mucus production. To dissuade you from violating the terms of this strike, Voice will be taking a vacation someplace sunny.
Don't call us (because you can't - haha!), we'll call you.
Until further notice, try to get some rest,
Your body.
posted by Legal Quandary at
12:27
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