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Thursday, January 06, 2005

For Your Lunchtime Listening Pleasure…

…and I DO mean pleasure!

A friend and I went to a quirky little café for lunch today. (No, not that one - one close to school and minus the great scones).

We're sitting there, minding our own business, and discussing possible analytical paper topics for Transmission of Wealth, when this young black man comes in carrying this HUGE box on his shoulders. He announces that he's got some free cd's for everyone, and starts putting them on all our tables.

Later, back at school, I happen to glance at the cd. It is entitled "Sticky Cherry Blue Cum" and the cover art features the previously mentioned young man in the shower. Thankfully only from the nipples up. And he's either winking at his intended audience or has an eye that's swollen shut (probably the Pink Eye Epidemic of 2004-5).

A selected playlist from SCBC - note that all titles have "XXX" in curlique font in front of them:

  • Deep tacos
  • Sex palate
  • Sex palace
  • Chestnuts
  • Plaid lust (Huhwhat? - Ed)
  • Cum throat
  • Cherry cum

Good thing I finished eating before I read this because I think I would have lost my appetite. Sexual and otherwise. Gee, I can't wait to play this for my children.

Ha. Sounds like it might be good dance music.
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