Legal Quandary

Yes, But Does it Have A Beat I Can Dance To?

Clearly there's something wrong with me.

I was having one of those early-morning-right-before-you-wake-up dreams this morning. I was watching American Idol. Now, never having watched it, I'm not 100% sure how it works, but in my dream they were down to the final 2 contestants. One guy doing a particularly bad rendition of Loverboy's "Almost Paradise" against a girl doing the song "Put 'em High," only the words were changed so that it was about a habeas corpus petition.

That's not the worst part.

The "Put 'em High" contestant lost because Simon said "the Court was clearly too soft on the petitioner."

posted by Legal Quandary at 10:53